看动漫学英语，海绵宝宝第一季第十三集对白（中英对照）(10)

什么罪啊？
What crime?
我是个坏人！
I"m a bad person!
号外！号外！小疯子正在比奇堡作乱！造成居民严重恐慌！
Extra! Extra! "Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom!" City paralyzed with fear!
拿去，朋友，充实知识武装自己
Take it, friends. Arm yourselves with knowledge.
小疯子，比奇堡作乱？车祸？闯空门？最适合逮捕小疯子大案的人就是我，纠察队长！可是我一个人抓不到他。派大星，你愿意为伸张正义而努力吗？
"Maniac. Bikini Bottom? Car wrecks? Break-in?". Who better to bring this maniac to justice than me, the hall monitor! But I can"t handle this case alone. Patrick, are you ready to give up your life of crime?
我想当好人！
I wanna be good!
嗯...现在你需要成为正义的化身
Hmmm... now you just need a symbol of authority.