看动漫学英语，海绵宝宝第一季第十四集对白（中英对照）(3)

Squidward! Look at my new pet!
那不是宠物，那是野生动物
That"s no pet, that"s a wild animal.
才不是呢！你看它哦！捡回来！
No he isn"t! Watch this! Fetch!
我伸出多少根手指头？
How many fingers am I holding up?

装死！
Play dead!
就算他会自己去蹲马桶，我也不会让他进我家的！
I wouldn"t let that thing into my house even if it was potty-trained!
不用秀给我看啦
I didn"t need to see that.
好了，我们回家去好好玩个痛快吧