美剧《天堂镇警局（2018）》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词(3)

我过着多么完美的生活
Dad, I was a kid.xa0I"m 18 now.
爸爸 我当时只是个孩子 我都18岁了
Look, Kevin, I still love you. It"s just--
凯文 我还是爱你的 只是...
You got an A in metal shop.
你在金属车间得了A
I"m sure you could earn a good living making pipe bombs
你肯定能靠制造管状炸弹或者什么玩意
or whatever the fuck they do.
过上好日子
Bombs are boring! Boring?
炸弹好无聊 无聊
You know what"s "Boring"?
你知道什么叫无聊吗
Making love to a middle-aged man
跟一个没有蛋蛋
with no testicles and a floppy ding-dong!
鸡鸡软软的中年男人做爱
Why do you think your mom left me?
不然你觉得你妈妈为什么离开了我
She said it was because you are a stubborn, sexist,
她说是因为你是个固执 性别歧视的混蛋
piece of shit asshole that can never admit when he"s wrong.
永远不会承认自己做错了
That"s ridiculous.xa0
这太荒谬了
She"d never leave me over anything that trivial.
她不会因为这么无聊的事离开我的
She obviously left because she missed my balls so much.
她离开我显然是因为太想念我的蛋蛋
Well, who could blame her? They were nearly perfect.
谁能怪她呢 本来它们是多么完美