看动漫学英语，海绵宝宝第一季第七集对白（中英对照）

挑拨离间
Naughty Nautical Neighbors
哇哦，章鱼哥，这是你所做过最漂亮的蛋奶酥啦
Wow. Squidward, this is the best soufflé you have ever created.
恭喜你啦，大厨！
Congratulations, chef!
嗨，派大星
Hi, Patrick.
嗨，海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob.
派大星，你是我在海底世界最好的朋友
Patrick, you"re my best friend in the whole neighborhood.
派大星，你是整个海底世界最笨、最傻、最呆的大白痴
Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know.
你真的这么想吗？海绵宝宝
Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
当然了，派大星，有眼睛的人都看得出来啊
Of course, Patrick. Anyone with eyes can see that.
好，很好，我觉得你好丑
Yeah? Well, I think you"re ugly.
黄色丑不拉几！
Yellow is ugly!
派大星，你在鬼扯什么啊？
Patrick, what are you talking about?
海绵宝宝，但愿我从来不曾认识你
SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you.
你真是海底世界的耻辱
You give bottom dwellers a bad name.