看动漫学英语，海绵宝宝第一季第七集对白（中英对照）(2)

如果我真的从来不曾认识你的话，就要谢天谢地啦！
If I had a dollar for every brain you don"t have, I"d have one dollar!
嘿，派大星，听说你连黄色跟粉红色好分不清楚啊，你是色盲呆瓜！
Hey, Patrick, I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop... as some newspaper!
只有一个人比我还笨，就是你！
Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
是呀，你就表示，你也很笨！
Yeah, well, that means that, uhh... so are you!
你是只海底鸡！
Right, you"re a turkey!
什么东东？
What"s that?
就是你啦！
It"s what you are!
你比我还要大只！
Well, you"re a bigger one!
你还是黄的要命！你知道还有什么是黄的吗？
Well, you"re still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?
什么？
What?
你！
You are!
是吗？你怎么嘲笑我都没关系，因为我永远再也不想见到你了！
Oh, yeah? Well, it doesn"t matter what you call me, "cause I never wanna see you again anyway!
哼，讨厌鬼！
Aww, tartar sauce!
哇，章鱼哥，你噎到了！