看动漫学英语，海绵宝宝第一季第六集对白（中英对照）(7)

今天就不穿裤子好了
I guess I"m not wearing any pants today.

我好像还没习惯开门出门，回头见了，小蜗！...大概吧
I guess I"m not using the door either. See you later, Gary! ...I guess.
对的，小蜗，今天的我好像有点不太对。章鱼哥！章鱼哥！起来啊！快来救我！
You"re right, Gary! There is something wrong with me! Squidward! Squidward! Wake up! I need some help!
不要吵，海绵宝宝！
Be quiet, SpongeBob!
救命啊！
Help!
海绵宝宝！你在搞什么？回答我的话！海绵宝宝！海绵宝宝，你疯啦你？
SpongeBob! What are you doing? I"m talking to you! SpongeBob! SpongeBob, are you mad?
给我闭嘴，你这个三流的竖笛乐手
Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.
三流的？
Mediocre?
你这个没天分、没地位的没用乐手，你的音乐作品就跟海底垃圾一样，没有任何价值！
You pretentious, little insignificant artist. Your snivelly creations are worth less than a protozoan"s waste!
我的脑袋一定是在哪里撞坏了！
Something must be wrong with my brain!